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My name is Chloe and I'm giving this cat away. Jeffrey, tears up my underwear, even the really nice pairs, he eats paper and turns off lights at the worst times. I don't want to give the cat to the pound but I'm not keeping him. My dim boyfriend is too busy trying to teach Jeffrey dog tricks to realize that Jeffrey actually hates him, more than I hate Jeffrey. JB, my hopefully ex boyfriend, and some friends made a video showing how cool Jeffrey is but I think it's dumb.

All i'm asking is that someone email me offering to take Jeffrey. I don't want creepy Cat lovers to tell my why cats are great or some crap that just isn't true. Just email me if you want the damn thing.

email@savejeffrey.com

Jeffrey Winking (seriously creepy)

 

Turning off the Lights